gosh i’m so lost i’d sure love to know what street i’m on
excellent thank you very much
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- Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
- Me:
- Astronomy professor:
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- Astronomy professor:
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- Astronomy professor:
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- Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Robert Pattinson is your drunk cousin who sits at the table on Thanksgiving and says things to piss off everyone in the family because he just. doesn’t. give. a. fuck.
(Source: stevenmoffiarty, via greatfuckingvibes)
